Funny church quotes

These funny church signs are working overtime to try to get people to church. Would you go to a church with a sign like this out front?

Instead of filling their street signs with church times, event details, or holiday greetings, these churches decided to make jokes using their funny church signs and sayings.

Get a good laugh with these FUNNY Bible Verses and Scriptures. Like who would have thought their would have been a UZ and Buz in the Bible? These hilarious verses will delight you!

Things Jesus Never Said – Go out into the world and twist Scriptures so that no one is offended . . .

Here are 20 church signs that could've used a focus group before they went public :)

Here are 30 of the most popular signs that churches have actually used to spread some truth and bring a smile.

60 Church Quotes and Sayings to Inspire Your Faith - #quotes #bestquotes #dailyquotes #sayings #captions #famousquotes #deepquotes #powerfulquotes #lifequotes #inspiration #motivation #internetpillar

"Staying in bed screaming, 'Oh God!' does not constitute going to church."

Summer church sign

He asks him what happened.His friends says, “Well I was in church and…”The man interrupts “Church! How do you get hurt in church?” #funny, #joke, #humor