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Funny – In The Year 2020 The Lord Asked Noah To Build An Ark

In the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, “Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans.” He gave Noah...

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Funny Joke: A man is praying in church.   He looks up to heaven and says "God, could you answer a question for me?"   "Of course, my son," says God, "what Humour, Praying In Church, Funny Prayers, Church Jokes, Religious Jokes, Bible Jokes, Funny Christian Jokes, Funny Riddles With Answers, Church Humor

A man is in church praying, and God answers his prayer

He looks up to heaven and says “God, could you answer a question for me?” “Of course, my son,” says God, “what would you like to know?” “God, what is a million years to you?” “Well,” says God, “a million years to me is as a second.” “Hmm,” says the man. “I guess I understand. So what...

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