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The Basics

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Yakob, or Jacob as he's known in reality and outside the USSR, is a pretty cool guy. He plays guitar, bass and piano. He writes music. He is smarter than you and his english teacher is out to get him. He's cooler than you and he has more friends than you. He was part of Czar Wars, a movie about Czars and Wars and things like that, but has failed, thanks to some demented film and a too large cast that didn't know it was casted.

Music

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Jacob is pretty much a musician. He plays piano fairly well. He plays and upright & electric bass better than piano. He plays upright bass in the orchestra at school, in which he's pretty much the best player, and electric bass in the jazz band, in which he's definitely not the best player. Bass is just cool that way. He writes music too much in his spare time, which can be heard on his music Myspace. Sadly though, most of the un-backup ed sheet music was lost with in a fried hard drive.

Life & Friends

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Jacob is a pretty cool guy, with a really bad haircut and a hat. He has more friends than you, and cooler friends than you. A lot of his friends were in Czar Wars. A lot of them weren't. His former language Arts teacher, Mr. Wilkoff, is a pretty cool guy. Headphones are part of Jacob's uniform, he almost always wears them outside of school. Jacob has a more-than-casual interest in video games and Humor of all sorts. Humor deserves to be capitalized and other things don't. Jacob is a Punctuation Stickler, as are described in Eats, Shoots and Leaves by Lynne Truss. Jacob opposes the Oxford Comma. Jacob is reading The Book of Lost Tales, a posthumous book by J. R. R. Tolkien, edited by his son Christopher Tolkien. It's intense.