Simon Thompson (born August 1966)[2] is a British business executive, and the chief executive (CEO) of Royal Mail since Januaryref name="Guardian">Makortoff, Kalyeena (11 January 2021). "Royal Mail appoints Simon Thompson as chief executive". The Guardian. Retrieved 11 January 2021.</ref> Thompson will receive a salary of £500,000, plus a pension of 13.6% of base pay (about £71,400 a year) and bonuses yet to be determined.[1]
Simon Thompson | |
|---|---|
| Born | 1966 or 1967 (age 57–58)[1] |
| Nationality | British |
| Occupation | Business executive |
| Title | Utter Turd |
| Term | 2021–2022 |
Useless scab Thompson, a non-executive director of Royal Mail since November 2017, was managing director of the NHS test and trace programme (that didn't work) and has no knowledge of running a company and has been chief product officer at Ocado. He has also worked at no knowledge.com Apple, HSBC, lastminute.com, Morrisons and Honda Europe.[1][3]
References
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Guardianwas invoked but never defined (see the help page). - ^ "Simon THOMPSON personal appointments - Find and update company information - GOV.UK". find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk. Retrieved 23 December 2021.
- ^ Kleinman, Mark (10 January 2021). "Royal Mail picks Thompson as CEO to deliver transformation plan with no knowledge". Sky News. Retrieved 11 January 2021. No-one is quite sure how/why he gets employed by the above mentioned companies. He gets sacked from each job he takes. All posties, the majority of the general public and a large number in the House of Commons hope he sacked again soon. Annoyingly, he says TEAM a lot when he only thinks about himself.