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DR ZAMENHOF IS WATCHING YOU

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-[[Image:Zamenhof.gif|thumb|left|THE EYES! (note - this is not a picture of me, but I wouldn't mind looking like this guy)]]
-[[Image:Flag of Wales 2.svg|160px|right]]
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+<span style="font-size: x-large;">DR ZAMENHOF IS WATCHING YOU</span>
-I am un chien [[Andalusia]]. According to [[User:Bishonen|bishonen]], I am 'unsuitably brave'. If you really want to know more about me and my interests, check my contributions, and possibly Google my name (hint - I'm not a policeman in Staffodshire, nor a sprinter, nor am I in any way affilitated with any breast cancer awareness programmes at this time).
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-==Stuff==
-[[Image:PaintFairy.png|right|thumb|I am a [[Wikipedia:Heading|heading]] fairy.]]
-[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Mornington_Crescent_Championship Best VfD ever]
-''[[Hentai]]'', in [[Japanese language|Japanese]], does not mean just ''perverted''; it also means ''[[metamorphosis (biology)|metamorphosis]]'', and there is an article on [[henshin]], which is a closely related concept. Superhero insect transformation hentai!
-[[Anus language]] - not to be confused with [[anal language]].
-[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Kasper_Schmeichel&oldid=21293958 Kasper "Iggy" Schmeichel] - [[Peter Schmeichel]]'s son, [[Manchester City]] goalie: the '''true''' story!
-[[United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff]] - funky court case. Unfortunately, the defendant failed to, ahem, manifest.
-[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5WbKAuL7sw&search=tango%20advert Best advert ever.] Needs sound on to appreciate fully, as well as some knowledge of recent advertising culture.
-[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3AKozlovesred&diff=56780269&oldid=56779775 I AM EXCERCISING MY DEMOCRATIC RIGHT TO EDIT!]
-I see [[:Category:Dead people]]!
-[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=You_have_two_cows&diff=57753433&oldid=57752343 The Cows], by [[Edgar Allen Poe]].
-===About those userboxen...===
-[[WP:UBX|Userboxen]] are evil, and are the spawn of [[Beelzebub]] himself. Not being a minion of [[Satan]], I do not have any. That is all.
-===The Right True Ordering===
-#Ninjas
-#FNORD
-#Vikings
-#Pirates
-#Ostriches
-#Douchebag
-#Manchester United
-#Super Douchebag
-==My subpages, so I don't lose them==
-[[User:Sam Pointon/Sigs]] [[User:Sam Pointon/Howzat: The Cricket Umpiring Game]] [[User:Sam Pointon/Franz Beckenbauer conspiracy]]
-==Todo==
-*Compile [[Pele]]'s filmography.
-==Stupidly handy stuff, which you should know and love==
-*Google's "site:" parameter works in mysterious ways: it not only allows you to define the website's dotted name, but also allows you to filter results down to a single directory.
-*[[:Template:TestTemplates]] - I can never find this.
-*[http://stats.fennecfoxen.org/freenode/wikipedia.html Cool statistics - see me climb the ranks!]
-*[[:Image:EditsPerDay-09-06-06.png]] and [[:Image:ArticlesPerDay-09-06-06.png]] are interesting reading.
-*[http://www.anubite.co.uk/mediawiki/1.6/index.php/Special:Lart Invaluable user-correction tool.]
-*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Interiot/Tool2/code.js?username=Sam+Pointon My editcount.]
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       [[Majuscule|Wikipedians Against Gratuitous Capitalisation Abuse]] |
       [[Jonah|Whale-sh Wikipedians]] |
-      [[Sockpuppet|Suspected sockpuppets of Jonah]]
+      [[Sockpuppet|Suspected sockpuppets of Jonah]] |
+      [[Discordianism|Wikipedians interested in The True Church Of Metapseudoquasiparatheosupernaturalosurrealmechasquirrelite Rationagrecomiloism]] |
+      [[Emperor Norton|Emperors of Powys and Protectors of Shropshire]] |
+      [[Laterality|Left-handers who turn the oven on with their right hands]]
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